apologies in advance, the testosterone’s totally in overdrive at the moment.
there’s a scene in many comic books and movies based on comic books that always has my imagination goin “cooooooooooool…”
it’s the one where the hero lands from such a height that the force of their landing ruptures the very ground beneath them with a loud boom and blows a plume of smoke/dust/dirt all over the place. when the dust settles you see the aftermath of a crater created by so much power the earth and concrete are torn asunder with linear fractures pointing towards the center – where the hero stands, all pissed lookin. ready to throw down. ready to save the day. ready to smack you upside your head with an M1-Abrams tank.
so i’ve got an overactive imagination. it comes in handy quite often. especially when you’re egging yourself on to hit that personal benchmark. took me long enough but i hit my goal of bein able to bench over 200 finally. took my fatass long enough. i know… no one cares. but blah! blah blah! blah blah blah!! ok, back to focusing on being functionally fit.
so stoked!! what a way to head into 2008!!! call the pentagon, i just located the missing WMDs! *kisses biceps*
did you just say purple pants are for pussies?
i saw another onion at the gym earlier this morning. body so fine it brought tears to my eyes, and a really pretty face to match! i’m a total face guy. i don’t get how guys can be “ass” guys or “boob” guys. i figure you gotta talk to the face, laugh with the face, sleep next to the face, put up with whining from the face and put up with getting yelled at by the face…soooo why focus so much on the other body parts? forget “big butt and a smile”, i’m a total sucker for a pretty face. sometimes. just sometimes, i get tempted to break my vow not to be THAT guy at the gym. hahaha. ok, testosterone levels normalizing…
time to clean up the apartment some so it’s spick and span clean for 2008!can’t wait to go home! can’t wait to play with meimei! can’t wait to go boarding on new years day! can’t wait to play video games with the brothers! can’t wait to make fun of/be mean to (lovingly of course) my sister! can’t wait to walk through the garage door and proclaim “head’s up everyone! Number 1 is HOOOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!”
i’m sure the euphoria will only last for … oh… about 1.5 days. i plan on enjoying every little bit of it till i get antsy though. hahaha!
so long. farewell. bay area here i come!